No, not me. I wish I had that problem these days! But miningzen over at K162space has a great list titled “You may play too much Eve if:”
My favorites:
8. You steal someone’s pencil, put it on your desk, and punch them when they take it back, claiming they’ve stolen it from you.
11. You lead excursions into hostile office space with interns scouting.
12. You know every possible fit for the Rifter but are often criticized for poor dress sense.
19. You have the conversion from UTC to your timezone memorized.
25. You keep five paper mache’ warrior IIs in your pocket at all times.
26. Local stores have banned you for grabbing shopping bags while yelling “FLIPPED”.
35. You know six Minmatar jokes but never tell them in public, because no-one but you laughs.
44. You walk away from explosions, not because it looks cool, but to decrease your sig radius.
46. Your phone calls to spies in other alliances have put you on a FBI list.
51. No-one’s noticed that your spreadsheets in the office have no bearing to what your company is working on.
Go check it out!
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